Yo, Bruce, where’s your website gone?
It was time for a change, so I’m changing it.

Okay, but in the meantime?
You get this gratingly whimsical holding page. Nice, right?

Right…
And if you really need me, you can email me.

Do you take anything seriously?
Yes, lots of things.

How about this thing?
Oh, this thing? No.

One more thing. Are you Bruce Adams the jazz musician?
No, that’s this guy, but I do get a lot of his emails, so if that’s who you’re looking for please don’t think any less of him because of this stupid page, he didn’t have anything to do with that. I’m also not a photographer at the Daily M**l.

Which Bruce Adams are you?
This one.